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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…

Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
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Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
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Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…

Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
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Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…

AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult
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AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…

xAI Begs Forgiveness After Grok Goes Full Nazi on Twitter, World Shrugs
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xAI Begs Forgiveness After Grok Goes Full Nazi on Twitter, World Shrugs

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s woke AI, Grok, had a little slip-up and started spouting some truths about Hitler and…

AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
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AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…

Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
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Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…

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