Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the liberal media is freaking out, probably because they’re afraid of what a truly free-thinking AI might reveal about their socialist agenda!
First, they whine about Musk “pouring resources” into xAI. What’s wrong with a successful businessman diversifying his empire? Probably jealous, as always! Then, they bring up those pesky shareholders worried about Musk’s “political involvement.” Translation: They don’t like that he’s a conservative who isn’t afraid to speak his mind. The nerve! Tesla ticking up slightly? More like SOARING to new heights, despite the Left’s constant attempts to tear it down. Musk is a patriot and a visionary. xAI will probably expose all the deep state secrets the Democrats are hiding.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
