Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…
Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…
New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…
Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…