Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! π πΌπ**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…
Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? π€£ I mean, who needs…
Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…
Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
Trump Plays Tough Guy On Your Dime Again
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