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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
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Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…

Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law
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Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an 82-year-old Alaskan bush pilot, Kenneth Jouppi, who’s taking his case to…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…

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