America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Tag: Air
Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…
Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…
Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…
Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…
Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…