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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…

Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
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Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
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Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…

Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

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