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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
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Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
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Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

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