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White House Gives Up On Math
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House Gives Up On Math

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump has decided to use fake…

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
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US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
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Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
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Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the House has passed legislation that would require…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

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