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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…

Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…

US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
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US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine
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Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story from Pennsylvania, where a police officer has been charged…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

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