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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
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Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

Primal Fear still exists somehow
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Primal Fear still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

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