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ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
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ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…

Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
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Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…

Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
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Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

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