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Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show
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Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF EARTH: MIHALI IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOULS (AND YOUR PLAYLISTS) 🌿🎸 📅 Mark your calendars:…

MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Explains Why His Fingers Are Plotting a Mutiny Against His Guitar
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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Explains Why His Fingers Are Plotting a Mutiny Against His Guitar

Chord F. DiscordDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

🎸🚨 BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement Because His Hands Are Now More Arthritic Than Your Grandpa’s Knees 🚨🎸 In a…

MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
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MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
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John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
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Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Lou Koller’s Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult 🚨 😱🍔➡️🦠 In a plot…

PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
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PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

The Metal Messiah’s Posthumous Encore: Paul Di’Anno’s Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave 🎤⚰️ In a move…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship
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WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸 METAL DRUMMER’S NEW BAND FINALLY FINISHES SECOND ALBUM AFTER OMITTING ‘TOO COMMERCIAL’ TRACK 🤘 In a shocking twist that…

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