Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
šØ BREAKING: Lou Kollerās Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult šØ š±šā”ļøš¦ In a plot…
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PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
The Metal Messiahās Posthumous Encore: Paul DiāAnnoās Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave š¤ā°ļø In a move…
AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ SmokeāJust Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
šøš„ In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…
WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship
šø METAL DRUMMER’S NEW BAND FINALLY FINISHES SECOND ALBUM AFTER OMITTING ‘TOO COMMERCIAL’ TRACK š¤ In a shocking twist that…
Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, Itās Not a Disease Outbreak)
When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…
Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig
šØ BREAKING: Bulletboys Reunite After Four Years, Fans Experience Both Excitement and Existential Dread šØ In a stunning turn of…
Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast šš In a shocking turn of…
BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label
BLINK-182ās āEnema Of The Stateā Gets a Vinyl Makeover So Fancy, Even Tom DeLongeās Alien Abductors Would Be Jealous š½š½…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas ā Because Nothing Says āHoliday Cheerā…
KISS Legend PETER CRISS Sells Autographs Like a Used Car Salesman at NYC’s Hipster Petting Zoo
šØ BREAKING: Peter Criss Releases New Album, Proves That Time Is Just A Social Construct For Rock Gods šØ In…