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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
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Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
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SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos
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Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 After decades of friendship, guitar legends Joe Satriani and Steve Vai have…

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

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