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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
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Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

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