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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? πŸ˜‚ Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? πŸ€– FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🀯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🀯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

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