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Tag: Albums

Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…

Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
Breaking News: BULLETBOYS Reunite, World Still Spinning 🤯
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Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…

Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
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Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…

I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
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TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
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DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…

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