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Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…
