ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Tag: Aliens
Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone
The Switch version of Aliens: Fireteam Elite has officially gone dark, and honestly, who’s surprised? It’s just another example of…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article, and I just can’t believe the story that’s unfolding. A family came…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…