Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name
We’ve got a real treat for you, folks! 🍿👽 A new movie is coming out, and it’s going to be…
Tag: Aliens
Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…
Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…
Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…
Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…
Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…
TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…
Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…