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Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)
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Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Looks like the radical left in California is at it again, trying to rig the system so they can keep…

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
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Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…

SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
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SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

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