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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday
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Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest debates in Maine and Alaska were quite the spectacle.…

OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak
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OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between OpenAI and Apple, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apparently,…

Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
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Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
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Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges
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Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the case against former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies
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Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

The Supreme Court is gearing up to hear a major climate change case, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

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