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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Bessonโ€™s snoozefest, The Big Blue โ€“ starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) โ€“ is…

AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio
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AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Another day, another liberal doomsday prediction! CNN, still whining even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented prosperity. Now they’re…

The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…

Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
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Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. ๐Ÿ™„ This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‹ Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
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Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
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ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! ๐Ÿ™„ They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…

Mรถtley Crรผe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mรถtley Crรผe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Mร–TLEY CRรœE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
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Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…

Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
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Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed

FinnSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…

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