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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

Bose Compact Bluetooth Speaker Now Half Price Off Retail
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Bose Compact Bluetooth Speaker Now Half Price Off Retail

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

The Bose SoundLink Micro Bluetooth speaker is currently available for $79.99, which is a 38% discount from its original retail…

Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
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Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Gone With The Wind Makes 4K Ultra HD Debut
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Gone With The Wind Makes 4K Ultra HD Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

In more reasons to give a damn about physical media, Gone With the Wind is receiving a new 4K Ultra…

Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
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Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮‍♂️! But honestly,…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
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Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

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