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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…

Inflation Keeps Being A Huge Party Pooper For Consumers Again
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Inflation Keeps Being A Huge Party Pooper For Consumers Again

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest economic news, and let me tell you, it’s a mixed…

Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

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