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Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
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Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…

Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
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Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
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Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…

Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…

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