Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
Tag: Animation
“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
**Oh no, not another film festival! 🙄 We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…
“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…
Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…
Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
**OMG! 🙄 Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…
Zootopia 2 Trailer: Nick and Judy’s Wildest Ride Yet—A Shrink’s Office
Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Disney, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped a trailer for Zootopia 2. Like, who even asked…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…
Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…
Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…