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Taskmaster and Sailor Moon Spoof Hit Streaming This Week
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Taskmaster and Sailor Moon Spoof Hit Streaming This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

This week’s picks include a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems. Taskmaster Season 22 is now available on…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 30, 2026

Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…

Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths
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Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Anne Hathaway has strong feelings about depictions of dog deaths in films, believing that movies which have such scenes should…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…

Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…

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