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“Massive What? A Hilarious Look at Your Grand Plans!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Ah, finalmente un webinar per aiutare gli studenti a scegliere l’università! Perché niente dice “decisione importante” come ascoltare Alessandro D’Avenia…

Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
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Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…

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“Comunicazione uomo-donna” 16a edizione: Webinar che promette di risolvere i misteri dell’universo (o almeno del salotto)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

Scopri il segreto per conquistare l’altro sesso a Riccione! 💋 Il nostro workshop di 2 giorni ti insegnerà a comunicare…

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Farmland Bird Index 2025-2029: Censimento Ornitolologico Annualità 2025—Perché gli Uccelli Hanno Bisogno di un Censimento Anche Loro!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

🐦 Farmland Bird Index: Webinar per Contare Uccelli Che Contano! Mercoledì 25 Febbraio 2026, ore 10.00, Lipu vi invita al…

Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
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Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…

PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
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PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

The Metal Messiah’s Posthumous Encore: Paul Di’Anno’s Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave 🎤⚰️ In a move…

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School of Sales: perché il tuo business development è ancora fermo al palo

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE IMPRENDITORI: la rivoluzione delle vendite arriva online, e no, non è uno scherzo di April Fools! 🚨 Se…

The Ideas Mixer: Xmas Special Edition – Because Santa’s Workshop Needed a Corporate Retreat
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The Ideas Mixer: Xmas Special Edition – Because Santa’s Workshop Needed a Corporate Retreat

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🎉 Chiudiamo l’anno con The Ideas Mixer Xmas Edition: alla faccia delle feste noiose! Venerdì 19 dicembre 2025 alle 18:00…

DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto
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DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 Urgente: Il 10 dicembre 2025 alle 21:00 su Facebook e YouTube di Family Academy (evento online gratuito ma con…

Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
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Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…

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