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Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station
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Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Apple Music is opening a brand new live music venue inside London’s Battersea Power Station. The 600-capacity Apple Music Hall…

Prime Day Scores Big With Apple AirPods Bargains
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Prime Day Scores Big With Apple AirPods Bargains

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Amazon’s next big sale, Prime Big Deal Days — often referred to as October Prime Day — doesn’t kick off…

AirPods 5 Now 125 Ahead Of Big Launch
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AirPods 5 Now 125 Ahead Of Big Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Apple is officially releasing the AirPods 5 tomorrow, September 18th, but Amazon is already discounting the entry-level model to $124.99,…

Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
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Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

iPhone Design May Pose Problem For Left Handed Users
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iPhone Design May Pose Problem For Left Handed Users

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Apple’s newly announced iPhone Duo is already facing criticism from left-handed users, who claim that the device’s design may not…

Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models
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Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Apple held its “Surprise and Shine” event on Wednesday, September 9th. Iterative improvements to the iPhone, AirPods, and Apple Watch…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

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