Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…
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Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅‍♂️! The legendary…
Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls 🙄! Bookings for Widow’s Bay, the…
Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…
Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…
Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!
Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…
Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest
Breaking: Trump’s Lasers Zap Tehran as Al Quds Day Rally Gets Roasted In a shocking turn of events that’s sure…
Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…