Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…
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Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…
Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…
Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…
Ted Lasso Is Going To Single Handedly Save Soccer From Its Own Existential Crisis This August Or Whatever
Get ready for the most epic return to the pitch since, well, the last time Ted Lasso returned to the…
Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…
Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅♂️! The legendary…
Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls 🙄! Bookings for Widow’s Bay, the…
Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…