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Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
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Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older

FinnMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…

Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf Man #1 - Because Nothing Says "Fresh Take" Like 1970s Nostalgia
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Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies — Prepare Your Wallets
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Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…

Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: MICROSOFT BRINGS CO-PILOT TO XBOX BECAUSE HUMANS ARE TOO DUMB TO PRESS START BUTTON 🚨
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Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…

Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest
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Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Lasers Zap Tehran as Al Quds Day Rally Gets Roasted In a shocking turn of events that’s sure…

Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
BAHAHAHA: Bud Light's Boycott Backfire – AB InBev Laughing All the Way to the Bank!
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Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…

Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple Just Dropped a MacBook That Won't Require Selling a Kidney 💸
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Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…

Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Breaking News: Apple TV's "Star City" Promises to Make Soviets Cool Again
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Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…

Apple’s iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business
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Apple’s iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Big Tech Giant Apple Sued for Protecting Predators Over Kids—Where’s the Outrage? In yet another shocking example of woke corporate…

Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance
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Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…

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