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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
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Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…

Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem
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Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest thoughts on the US government’s approach to Chinese…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
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AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
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El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…

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