Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…
Tag: Atlantic
Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…
Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…
VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…
Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…