Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…
Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…
SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…