Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags 💼, Kelly…
Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…
Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…
Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…
Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…
Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…
Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…