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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
The Tomb Raider Franchise: A Hot Mess of Reboots and Remakes 🤯
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Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…

SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype
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SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Crystal Dynamics…

PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze
🚨 BREAKING: Starfield Finally Leaves Xbox Jail, PS5 Gets Its Space Prisoner! 🚨
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PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
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Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude

FinnJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…

OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…

Heavy rain, high tides cause flooding along stretch of Northern California | CNN
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Heavy rain, high tides cause flooding along stretch of Northern California | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area Turns Into Liberal Atlantis as Climate Change Hoax Goes Full Wet Blanket Another day, another California…

“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
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“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…

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