San Francisco Bay Area Turns Into Liberal Atlantis as Climate Change Hoax Goes Full Wet Blanket
Another day, another California climate crisis — and yes, the Left is once again blaming “global warming” for what is clearly Mother Nature’s way of washing away the socialist policies that have turned the Golden State into a soggy, unaffordable mess. On Saturday, Northern California saw what officials are calling the worst tides in 20 years — or as we like to call it, the “King Tides of Karma.” Marin County, home to more Tesla-driving, kale-eating elites than you can shake a reusable straw at, was completely underwater. Roads turned into canals, cars floated like sad little bathtub toys, and people were seen kayaking to their organic co-ops. Coincidence? I think not.
Of course, the usual suspects are already screaming “climate change!” as if this isn’t just California reaping what it sowed after decades of radical environmental regulations, insane housing policies, and electing politicians who think the answer to everything is more taxes and more permits. Meanwhile, the National Weather Service — probably staffed by woke meteorologists who still use the metric system — says more rain is coming. Because why stop now? Let’s just turn the entire Pacific coast into a giant, taxpayer-funded aquarium while we’re at it.
And in Santa Barbara, a man died after being swept into a creek during the storm. Tragic? Absolutely. But let’s be honest — when you build homes in flood zones because NIMBYs won’t let you build anywhere else, and then pretend climate change came out of nowhere, you get the infrastructure you deserve. California, you’ve spent decades voting for leaders who care more about carbon credits than common sense. Now enjoy your indoor beachfront property. Maybe next time you’ll elect someone who believes in dikes, drainage, and basic engineering instead of wind turbines and virtue signaling.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
