Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…
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Justice Department generously stops helping Minnesota with pesky evidence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the ICE shootings of Renee Good and Alex…
New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…
White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…
Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…
Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…
Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…