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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
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California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…

Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
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Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
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Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…

Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
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Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…

Teen Shooter Taking Bold Step Towards Getting Good Lawyer
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Teen Shooter Taking Bold Step Towards Getting Good Lawyer

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Colt Gray case, and I have to…

Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
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DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

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