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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
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FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…

Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
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Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
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Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…

20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
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20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…

OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
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OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
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Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…

5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
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5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…

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