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Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It
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Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Another tragedy, folks, and who’s to blame? The liberal, socialist state of Alabama, that’s who! They take kids away from…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
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Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
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Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
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Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
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Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
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Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
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Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…

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