Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for city attorney in Seattle. Apparently, enforcing laws and ensuring justice is too much for these snowflakes when Trump’s in charge. They’d rather play identity politics and whine about “diversity initiatives” being rolled back.
This Erika Evans quit her job because the Justice Department dared to defend Trump’s push to end birthright citizenship—a policy that protects REAL Americans, not just anyone who pops out a kid on our soil. Now, she wants to be Seattle’s city attorney, likely to turn the Emerald City into an even more woke wasteland.
And it’s not just her. CNN, the champion of fake news, is pushing the narrative that hordes of disgruntled former federal employees are rising up to challenge Republicans. Boo-hoo! They can’t handle a little MAGA, so they run to mommy… or in this case, the Democrat party, for a participation trophy.
Apparently, Democrats are “energized” about the midterms. Translation: they’re terrified that Trump will continue to drain the swamp and expose their socialist agenda. So, they’re trotting out anyone with a pulse to run for office, hoping to cling to whatever power they have left.
Evans even invokes her grandfather, a Black Panther-style protester at the 1968 Olympics, as inspiration. Of course! Because comparing Trump’s America to the civil rights struggles of the ’60s is totally rational.
She’s running against the incumbent Republican, who’s being smeared as a Trump ally. Surprise, surprise! The Democrats are desperate, folks. But fear not, Trump’s got this. We’ll keep winning, and they’ll keep crying. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
