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US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
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US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…

Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
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Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
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Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
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Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…

Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
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Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
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Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…

Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine
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Cop Kills College Student Gets Manslaughter Charge Totally Routine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story from Pennsylvania, where a police officer has been charged…

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