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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
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Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
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Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
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Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…

Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
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Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…

Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
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Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…

Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
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Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
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Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

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