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‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
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‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C
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Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media! They parade this poor illegal immigrant around because his daughter has cancer. And…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
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“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
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Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…

ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!
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ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Maggie Cleary, a card-carrying member of the anti-Trump cabal embedded in the…

Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance
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Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to prop up their radical leftist darlings! Arizona’s Soros-backed Attorney General,…

Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall
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Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative brought to justice! It seems President Trump’s enemies are finally getting what they deserve.…

Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
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Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
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Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…

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