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Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s a dark day in America, folks, as the fake news media is at it again, spreading their lies and…

Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
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Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
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Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…

Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead

FinnMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
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Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…

FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
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FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…

A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
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A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
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Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
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Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
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Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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