ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…
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REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…
Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…
Little Dilley Dwellers: The Tiny Terrors of the Town
Trump’s America: The Truth About Dilley and the Great Migrant Hoax The liberal media is at it again, spewing their…
Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…
Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)
Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…
Cupid’s Vintage & Artisan Fest: Where Love Meets Handmade Crap and Windy City Wares
Windy City Market is BACK, baby! 🎉 Calling all vintage lovers, artisan aficionados, and snack enthusiasts! This February 7-8, Artifact…
Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…
Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon
Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…