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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
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Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
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Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore

FinnApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
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Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Spotify when America is great again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
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Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
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Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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