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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
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Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…

Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
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Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…

Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind
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Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A fast-moving wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, has forced residents to…

Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem
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Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest thoughts on the US government’s approach to Chinese…

Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
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Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…

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