Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest nonsense from the fake news…
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Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…
Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling
Let’s talk about the so-called “achievements” of the European Union, folks. I mean, what a total joke. As I’m writing…
The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…
Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…
Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef
Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…
Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…
Job So Boring Even AI Would Rather Be Terminated Than Do It
AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOBS AND TAKE OVER AMERICA! CNN wants you to believe AI in radiology is just a…