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Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs
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Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems those iconic horse-drawn carriages in Central Park are…

Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day
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Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is having a hard time…

Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years
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Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that there’s a 160-year-old federal law that…

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
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Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…

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