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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
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CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

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