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Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
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Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…

Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
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Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
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CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

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