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Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana
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Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Louisiana Republican voters are about to decide whether…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
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Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…

Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest nonsense from the fake news…

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
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Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

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