Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef
Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…
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Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…
Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…
Job So Boring Even AI Would Rather Be Terminated Than Do It
AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOBS AND TAKE OVER AMERICA! CNN wants you to believe AI in radiology is just a…
Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…
Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…
At Least 1 Killed After Helicopter Collision in New Jersey, Officials Say and 1000 People Had Enough
Hammonton, New Jersey (AP) — In a stunning act of aerial incompetence that only the liberal elites could orchestrate, two…
Grand Jury Chooses Not to Play Whack-a-Mole With Legal System Over Kentucky State University Shooting That Turned Teen Into Tragic Statistic
Another Day, Another Liberal Campus Massacre Averted by a Patriot—But the Left Still Wants to Lock Him Up! In a…
My Hero Academia: When Your Hero Card Finally Gets the Ban Hammer
Breaking News: The World’s Most Important Anime Finally Ends After 10 Years of Emotional Blackmail! 🎭 Gather ’round, children! It’s…