Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
Tag: bands
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…
Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…
Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…
Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…