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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
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Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

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