5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…
ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…
RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…
FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🤯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…
ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…