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Tag: Barack Obama

Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
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Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
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Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest excuses for the GOP’s impending midterm losses, and I’ve…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
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Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
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Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…

Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
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Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
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Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
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Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…

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