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Tag: Battle Royale

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
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Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…

Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
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Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason
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BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Breaking News: Fortnite x Toy Story Collaboration Leaked, and We’re Totally Not Surprised 🤣. After months of rumors, the cat’s…

Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update
Hold onto your loot boxes, Legends—it's time to combine forces with giant robots in the most gloriously chaotic crossover since peanut butter met jelly
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Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Apex Legends and the Gundam universe have officially collided, and no, your screen isn’t glitching—this is real. Starting March 10th,…

“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”
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“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh snap! Brunch R&B Bingo Oakland just ended 😢 .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log In Sign Up Find Events…

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