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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
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Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
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Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
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China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
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US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…

US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
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US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

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